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Half your age plus seven rule.

A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.

Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.
John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.

Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.
by Trojan91 July 21, 2012
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2 beer half chub queer

when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.
what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.
by 2 beer January 3, 2004
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I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.
-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!
by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010
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3/4 half high off nothing

a fake high, usually brought on by considerable amounts of caffeine, an awesome video game, a movie marathon, and 3, 5, and 7 a.m. escapades without sleep, making everything funny, awesome and crazy.
1:58 a.m.
Blake: But why is there an olive in the cocoa!
3:12 a.m.
Zac: Time for a Wegmans run. We should pause Terminator 2 to get some Full Throttle.
5:27 a.m.
Evan: Yo! Did you see that opossum.
7:45 a.m.
All: Duuuuu...uuuude We are so 3/4 half high off nothing!
by facespacer October 5, 2008
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Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
by MichaelKB December 13, 2005
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half of the people who posted definitions on this website

are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.
half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.
by leif jovanavohansen October 10, 2005
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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