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girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.
by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024
mugGet the girth maxingmug.

chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.
"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."
by revolade April 9, 2025
mugGet the chode maxxingmug.

edge maxing

edge maxing is when you keep edging for a long time until you cant hold it anymore no matter your cirCUMstances.
I was edge maxing for the past 4 hours but then I couldn't edge for any longer and I had to let a huge load of my cum out that day of edge maxing was my new record
by maximus dunghole January 5, 2024
mugGet the edge maxingmug.

Max

Max is a Xanax addict
by Crumbo November 24, 2021
mugGet the Maxmug.

Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.
You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.
by AllyBeeNice December 20, 2023
mugGet the Beta Plus or Beta Maxmug.

-maxxing

Internet slang suffix that means maximizing a certain aspect of one's life. Comes from "minmaxxing", a term for extracting the maximum output from the minimum input.
In light of this, I have been fertility-maxxing for the last few months.
by meluvcheese June 12, 2024
mugGet the -maxxingmug.

max feng

Good at impressions, kinda weird but funny. Can’t focus.
That kid facing the corner of the room is such a Max Feng.
by CrayonSoup February 20, 2020
mugGet the max fengmug.

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