basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.
by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011

Your fucked
by Laura halpin April 10, 2017

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.
Could also be called a “great bender”
Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
by Divebombs November 2, 2021

Girls who brag about drinking in hopes to get attention; Usually through social media sites such as Facebook.
by HiRa 303 December 30, 2011

I got 'Wrexham Drunk' the other night, locked myself out the hotel room starkers, pissed on the carpet and went to reception to steal the spare key
by Who or What? July 24, 2022
