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Drunk Oliver

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
by AlexG June 10, 2012
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Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".
Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"
by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018
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drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
by uncreative2 June 15, 2014
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White Girl Drunk

People who drink the most sugary beverages to get drunk because you can’t handle the taste/burn of the alcohol itself. This would be something like chugging Bailey’s Irish Cream or a drink with 8 oz of grenadine and 1 oz of vodka.
*points to an empty Bailey’s Mickey on the ground* “huh, looks like someone’s getting White Girl Drunk tonight!”
by Olafursson June 10, 2023
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Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.
by Schwhitey November 26, 2020
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Family Guy Drunk

When you are drinking and your hair instantly becomes messed up
Oh no walker is family guy drunk again
Amy J is family guy drunk
by Hoodbob June 14, 2023
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drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off
oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth
by feralass54 November 2, 2023
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