Baseline crush

Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.

Person 1: “Look there’s Josue”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, Josue, he’s my baseline crush”

by MooseTears August 6, 2024

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I crush the tiki

When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

Alex loves the tiki so much so so much. He thinks it’s better than the alien.

Alex: Sometimes I love to crush the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )

Dan: Bro what? 🤨🤨🤨

Alex: Erm according to my research. 🤓👆I crush the tiki means. When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

by April stars August 14, 2024

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Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

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