Breads

A beautiful loaf of bread that never expires and considers all other bread as family.

Breads is the best!

by NotBreads September 21, 2020

soda breading

The process of using Irish Soda bread as a mop to dry up all the slivit that is created after sleeping with a friend/colleagues mother. Then the damp soda bread is deep fat fried and giving to said friend or colleagues mother as a keep sake.

Listen, I apologize, I did not mean to but I had to start soda breading.

by whos_your_paddy November 17, 2014

Bread Up

The act of eating fiber or starch(such as bread) before a drinking session in order to better control the buzz and not tip into a drunken state too quickly.

You ready for that concert today? Almost just need to bread up before we go.

by ZeroDragonR3 January 18, 2019

Bread

A matter in which it’s best form is with a circle-shaped hole, placed on a cats forehead. For your enlightenment and the cats pure annoyance, frustration and disoriented state.

“Haha, bro did you see the video of cat with bread on its head?? It’s so funny.”

by Ethan Draws May 3, 2020

Slap my bread

It means to slap the bread. What? You thought it was sumth dirty? Nasty ass. Smh

Jilly: Hey, could you slap my bread?
Stoned idiot: sure dude

by 92914 November 17, 2020

banana bread head

When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock

“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”

by taylork18853 September 15, 2020

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021