toilet

soming you flush like (your leftovers)

flush your toilet

by STOBRIDGE January 27, 2022

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Pull up with a toilet

To pull up with a toilet means to fight someone one on one, to say “Pull up with a plunger” means to jump someone or fight in a group

Man, ima pull up with a toilet on his ass

by AsuraPatel March 21, 2021

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Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

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Get on the Skibidi Toilet

To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"

I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.

Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"

by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024

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skbidi toilet is the best

skbidi toilet is so fucking good on god bro and if any if you say no to this i well fucking kill you

skbidi toilet is the best

by titan tv man December 28, 2023

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Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!

When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021

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