The removal of dingleberries, as referenced by Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in a 2014 statement on marriage.
by pointedsticks December 31, 2013
1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.
2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 09, 2010
mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*
by fuck muffin March 20, 2007
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...
by neoncrayon April 18, 2008
when you get a boner in public and the only thing you can do with it is push it upwards and hope your waistband/belt can minimize the tent you are pitching. not sure where the duck part comes in, only scholars maintain the translation.
i was playing basketball and got one of those random boners. i had to duck tuck that thing before everyone could see it.
by rappatap November 01, 2007
1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).
2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.
3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).
2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.
3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).
1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!
2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.
3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!
2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.
3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!
by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010
Freestyle:
My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.
My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.
by Nick D May 14, 2003