A 90's ninja is somebody that grew up in the 90's and is yet to leave their outdated trends behind them. Wardrobes may include sneakers that flash, orange headbands, and temporary spice girl tattoos.
Guy 1: "I think Fresh Prince is some of Will Smith's finest work."
Guy 2: "Dude, if you would take the N'sync out of your ears for one second you would realize all of the movies he has done since then. You are such 90's ninja."
Guy 2: "Dude, if you would take the N'sync out of your ears for one second you would realize all of the movies he has done since then. You are such 90's ninja."
by D-weezie October 12, 2009
Get the 90's Ninjamug. by Wkshpdad1 April 2, 2020
Get the Beer Belt Ninjamug. person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"
by oooooong June 16, 2022
Get the fruit ninja warriormug. Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.
by Lightyear25 August 17, 2011
Get the Driver Seat Ninjamug. Ripping the label edge of a bottle - “Dude; my brew”. “How so”? “Secret Ninja Knot”.”Oh ;my bad”. ”No worries”
by Fantum 309 July 25, 2011
Get the Secret Ninja Knotmug. A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.
The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
by town hall heckler April 24, 2012
Get the Cowboy Bear Ninjamug. A quazi ninja is one who was not born as a ninja, but later became as close to to a ninja as humanly posable. Quazi ninjas can't join orders like I.O.N. or the killacon organization, but has the luxury of being a ninja which is still flippen awsome. Most quazi ninjas started becoming ninjas at a young age by watching anime and dressing like a ninja. This prosess continues to about the age of 17, when they are isolated for being "different" and starts collecting weapons and pratice in the back yard, getting better as they go. At this point, they have a good fighting skill, and own a ninja suit and weapons and has a high skill of steath. The quazi ninja draws its power from anime, manga,TMNT, ramen, hentai, and all things japanese, and the thought of being as close to a ninja as posable. The biggest source of quazi ninjas are the "geeks" at school or locked in their basement. The quazi ninjas greatist skill is making you believe that they think they are ninjas but not. This is deadly. By this error in judgment, you have set yourself up for a quick and unexpected death. The truth is, a quazi ninja is still a ninja but without the title, but still as deadly. Quazi ninjas can be found in school, in the office, at the store, on the street, at your home, and even on the internet. If you encounter a quazi ninja, you wont know it untill its too late...(note: you probly have meet one, but didnt know it)
most modern ninjas are quazi ninjas, because they are not bound to a single race. a quazi ninja can be black, wight, asin, european, jewish(not really), afganie, or a flippen hippo. it doesnt matter. but quazi ninjas are NOT fat. fat ninjas are fat half ninjas. quazi ninjas have a normal body size...
by Kuronin December 25, 2008
Get the quazi ninjamug.