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Simp

Simp is also the substitute meaning for Nauf
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alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister
“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp
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Simp

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Simp

A toxic term typically meaning "suckas idolizing mediocre pussy", encouraging men to belittle each other for putting effort into gaining a woman's affection, thereby enabling toxic masculinity. Usually used by males of low quality, low character, and who spend most of their time on the internet instead of participating in real life.

In an effort to slightly neutralize the toxicity of this term, let me clarify that it goes both ways. Women, too, can be "SIMPs" in a different way.

S-istas

I-dolizing

M-ediocre

P-enis
Janet was putting a lot of effort into her deadbeat, loser boyfriend, who did nothing but play video games all day with his bros, masturbate to pictures of Instagram thots, and never take her out on a date. She changed her SIMP ways when she raised her self esteem, dumped him, and found a real man who was not afraid to put effort into human connection instead of sitting around scrolling through TikTok with his dick in his hand.
by Scrillaballz April 15, 2020
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Simp

a simp is the lowest level of all society they do things to please wamen. a simp complements wamen.
Joe told his friends about a simp that he pooped on.
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simp

if you're only being nice cause you want to lay the pipe,

you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )
"you see cooper he is such a simp"
"ew, yea"
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simp

A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".
by Homer Jay Simp April 16, 2020
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