Cut a cockhole in the bottom of a bowl. You plug it with your cock, and you put soup in there. You call it a sausage soup. But the sausage is your sausage.
by souplovers October 18, 2023
Get the Sweedish Soupmug. Girl 1: His abs are so impaled into his spine I could eat soup off of them
Girl 2: Zam I know right
2.
Girl 1: Have you seen soup today?
Girl 3: Who’s soup?
Girl 1+2: NOBODY
Girl 2: Zam I know right
2.
Girl 1: Have you seen soup today?
Girl 3: Who’s soup?
Girl 1+2: NOBODY
by souplover69 April 23, 2018
Get the Soupmug. 
Tyrone: Hey bro you got soup
Jamal: Yea bro want some
Tyrone: Yea I wanna lick some
Jamal: Bro no that’s fucking weird
Tyrone: no! It’s not
Jamal: soup licker :you’re a weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup
Tyrone: fuck you
Jamal: go fuck your soup
Jamal: Yea bro want some
Tyrone: Yea I wanna lick some
Jamal: Bro no that’s fucking weird
Tyrone: no! It’s not
Jamal: soup licker :you’re a weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup
Tyrone: fuck you
Jamal: go fuck your soup
by Addy dumick December 19, 2020
Get the soup lickermug. by Bi$&@. July 10, 2022
Get the Girl soupmug. by Supreme Leader of Fucking February 16, 2021
Get the Soupmug. Imagine a murky, viscous liquid that barely qualifies as water. It's a sickly greenish-brown hue, with an oily sheen floating on top like a toxic rainbow. The smell hits you first, a pungent mix of rotten eggs, decaying fish, and chemical waste that stings your nostrils and makes your eyes water.
When you look closer, you can see all sorts of revolting debris: clumps of algae so thick they look like miniature islands, dead insects, and even the occasional plastic bag or discarded syringe. The water is warm to the touch, not with the warmth of a natural spring, but with the unsettling heat of industrial runoff.
Tiny bubbles rise to the surface, not from oxygenation but from the gases of decomposition. If you dare to disturb the surface, you'd see a cloud of sediment rise from the bottom, revealing bits of what might have once been plant life or small animals, now unrecognizable in decay.
This water doesn't just look and smell bad; it feels wrong. It's sticky and leaves a residue on anything it touches, suggesting high levels of pollutants, heavy metals, and perhaps worse, unknown chemical compounds.
It's the kind of water that you'd expect to find in the aftermath of an environmental disaster, where industrial waste, sewage, and neglect have conspired to create a liquid so foul that it serves as a stark warning of human impact on nature. This isn't just water; it's a toxic soup, a testament to the darkest corners of pollution on our planet.
When you look closer, you can see all sorts of revolting debris: clumps of algae so thick they look like miniature islands, dead insects, and even the occasional plastic bag or discarded syringe. The water is warm to the touch, not with the warmth of a natural spring, but with the unsettling heat of industrial runoff.
Tiny bubbles rise to the surface, not from oxygenation but from the gases of decomposition. If you dare to disturb the surface, you'd see a cloud of sediment rise from the bottom, revealing bits of what might have once been plant life or small animals, now unrecognizable in decay.
This water doesn't just look and smell bad; it feels wrong. It's sticky and leaves a residue on anything it touches, suggesting high levels of pollutants, heavy metals, and perhaps worse, unknown chemical compounds.
It's the kind of water that you'd expect to find in the aftermath of an environmental disaster, where industrial waste, sewage, and neglect have conspired to create a liquid so foul that it serves as a stark warning of human impact on nature. This isn't just water; it's a toxic soup, a testament to the darkest corners of pollution on our planet.
The Jeet Soup in the river was the result of Indians deciding that their personal hygiene was best practiced in public, turning the water into a fragrant nightmare.
After a dip in Jeet Soup, you'll gain the superpower of repelling people within a 10-mile radius with just your scent.
The harbor's Jeet Soup was the aftermath of a cultural exchange where Indians and Pakistanis decided the sea was their bath, leaving behind a scent that repelled even the fish.
I triple dog dare you to jump into the Jeet Soup!
Remember, the only thing you'll gain from a swim in Jeet Soup is a reputation that'll make you the punchline of every environmental disaster joke.
After a dip in Jeet Soup, you'll gain the superpower of repelling people within a 10-mile radius with just your scent.
The harbor's Jeet Soup was the aftermath of a cultural exchange where Indians and Pakistanis decided the sea was their bath, leaving behind a scent that repelled even the fish.
I triple dog dare you to jump into the Jeet Soup!
Remember, the only thing you'll gain from a swim in Jeet Soup is a reputation that'll make you the punchline of every environmental disaster joke.
by antijeet January 13, 2025
Get the Jeet Soupmug.