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mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.
Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.
by moosesoup September 14, 2021
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do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
by thommydabai August 1, 2021
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Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)
I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day
by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021
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Mike

A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍
Mike is a n word

Ikr
by Lalallalaalalal February 17, 2024
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Miked Up

Means when a wired microphone is hidden on you so people aka a cop can listen to your conversations.
I was gonna confess to her, but then I realised she was miked up.
by poppy2212 February 18, 2020
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mike wong

Cindy: hey, who's that new guy? He's cute.
Lisa: I don't know, just some Mike Wong
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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Mike

He gets confused sometimes but that's not his fault. He'll bring up the energy In any room and will make your day better.
Jay: Yo i just high-fived mike!
Sofia: yo, what the fuck! Where is that rapscallion!
by IcJUG February 22, 2022
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