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Metal Spork

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023
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metal nazi

A Metal Nazi is more often a guy than a girl, cause some girls listen to pop songs straight away. Metal guys.. more commonly known as Metal Nazis do not listen to pop songs straight away.. they are more commonly known for listening to metal covers OF certain pop songs.
A: "That pop song is quite ok"
B(Metal Nazi);"Pop isn't good for your ears"
B**Listens to metal covers of Katy Perry's songs**
by OSXman May 29, 2017
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precious metal

an engagement/wedding ring

'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.

jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.

he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
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that’s metal

When something is so profoundly hardcore that it’s metal. Let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway last day of school, thats bad ass. Now let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway wearing a picture of their principles face, holding torches, and blasting music over the intercoms. All while (and interrupting) the principles sentimental goodbye to the school on the last day. Thats fucking metal. And there’s the different between something metal and bad-ass. Someone can be metal, do something metal, say something metal and more. In this context, metal may be a noun, verb, adjective, metaphor, simile, etc. Metal is all, few, one and none. It’s for everyone and nobody and some people. It’s fucking metal. It’s beyond our fucked world and definition made into something understandable. If your metal, you get metal. If your not, wish you could be.
Dude 1: Damnn did you see that ?
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.

Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.

Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier

Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.

Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect
by VV_sexy May 31, 2022
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heavy metal

The heaviest subgenre of rock music. It originated in the UK and US in the late 1960s. The differences between rock and metal is, rock mainly focuses on eighth notes and metal on sixteenth notes, rock mainly uses only electric guitar while metal uses generally a mixture of bass guitar and electric guitar, metal is a type of rock that replaces all the happiness with either depression, sadness, anger or fear.
I listen to hard rock more than heavy metal
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore March 13, 2021
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That's not metal

A uncategorized metal sub genre of cool sounding weird shit that is definitely not metal
That's not metal dude but way cool anyway
by Zombiesafterme June 11, 2018
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metal amino

Metal amino is a social media app for fans of Heavy Metal music
Friend 1:"Have you heared of Metal Amino?"

Friend 2:"Yes, but it's full of Lenny face spammers."
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