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Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.
I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.
by Kw69420 April 10, 2022
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player marked

When a female places half dollar sized hickies in multiple visible spots on a males neck.
Damn bro... She player marked you haha!!!

You just got player marked man!!!!!
by Sir Vincent valentine February 5, 2017
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Mark

Mark as in @ningsfw on Twitter, one of the most kind-hearted people you will meet. They make the best prompts for the nsfw community and they have really good fics on AO3 as yellowjun. Mark will protect you and they will make you feel safe. The nsfw community loves you Mark. ♡
Sfw: ugh I just blocked Mark on twt
TXT: Why? They write the best stuff ; )
by BeanBunz October 17, 2020
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Mark Hucksterman

An advertising monopolist who exploits people's personal information to sell targeted advertising on the internet.
I posted that my uncle is recovering in the hospital with stomach problems, and Mark Hucksterman started pushing adult diaper ads on my timeline.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
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Mark

Your moms ugly annoying hillbilly boyfriend that just fucking pisses you off
Omg i went on a date with this dude and he was a total mark
by Ur perverted uncle larry October 15, 2019
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Mark

Someone who would get a misdemeanor expunged.
by 5gd755hd January 13, 2023
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