When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
Get the work herpesmug. 
Get the Bath and Body Worksmug. 
When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021
Get the Hire handicaps and watch them workmug. Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
Get the Toilet Paper Workmug. When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013
Get the Working From Kayakmug. by dorointhedude June 21, 2020
Get the Workmug.