holy glory hole

To ejaculate through or insert your penis through Jesus’ hand holes to receive a blowjob. AKA a crucifux

She’s so fine I’d let her give me a Holy Glory Hole

by DuckyBoys81 August 17, 2024

Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

Holy insecurity

is a significant feeling that lingers, causing uncertainty and a lack of confidence.

Holy insecurity," he said, "I need to work on my self-confidence.

by DAVE12333 February 18, 2024

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

Holis

10/10 good friend! They are open, very thoughtful, and will always listen to what you have to say with great interest.

Friend 1: I love how Holis is always a great listener!

Friend 2: Right?? It's like I can tell them anything

by Make_me_feel_numb February 15, 2022

Holy Hair

Holy hair is small area of hair around a woman's vagina and her anus, that cannot be shaved, waxed or extricated. It is never a detour for any man or woman who really and truly love rimming and cunilingus.

Holy hair the only hair that men and women really like licking and sucking on and it almost never becomes detached from the female's orifices.

by Spanky1952 April 30, 2014