drunk as andy

See as drunk as andy or as jumpy as andy.

I was as drunk as andy last night

by elemental53 February 7, 2023

drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

by boobylips January 28, 2014

Drunk

When you drunk to much funny juice 🤪

I got drunk off of some “funny juice”

by Egeheghegege May 16, 2022

Drunk Crasher

People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains

" Hand me my Keys "

" but your drunk "

" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "

" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "

by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023

Theatre-drunk

When one gets drunk before and during a movie in a Theatre.

Aw man I got so Theatre-drunk, I don't even know what I we saw last night.

by MissFysche March 23, 2013

31 Drunk

The type of drunk you get after playing softball in the sun all day while sipping Twisted Tea or pounding Crown Royal Peach. This type of drunk includes the possibility of pissing yourself or vomiting on field 31 and a late night trip to the Waffle House where a twerking competition may break out.

Let's get 31 drunk at The Upper Deck.

by Anamnidacole July 13, 2022

Wet Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have a shine to your face (probably sweat!)

Look at him, he is wet drunk!

by AG30 November 6, 2022