Mr. Burns

Used to characterize an empowered employer who prays upon lower level employees, especially those who have an expressed intimate affection toward them (i.e. Smithers).

Also colloquially used as "Burns" in the sense of a verb in order to describe sexual harassment in the workplace.

Since Alberto was named branch manager, he's been pulling a Mr. Burns left and right. Poor eddy works day and night just to make Mr. Burns happy.

Dude, ever since Alberto took over the division, it seems like the only way to move up the corporate ladder is to simply Burns it.

by Anony_Mouse-- December 25, 2016

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Rug Burn

When someone has Chlamydia, and has a hairy downstairs.

I have such rug burn right now.

by Zipwubadub June 30, 2016

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Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.

He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.

by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013

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dump and burn

Smoking marijuana while defecating. Can also be combined with a wake and bake. Basically, the best dump you will ever take.

There is no better feeling in the world than getting up in the morning to dump and burn.

by drunkenirishman27 September 18, 2016

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fart burn

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.

"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."

by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022

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