by gentleasshole April 5, 2018
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by Hyper Dude May 15, 2018
Get the Asshole mug.1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
by Miketsu May 17, 2018
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Get the Asshole mug.An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018
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John is such an asshole.
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