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Andrew

The best boyfriend. Sometimes forgets important stuff but thats ok. Is mostly a dom. Overall pretty yeeting awesome guy
“Yo andrew is fuckin collio bro
by GenZcoverboy August 25, 2018
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Andrew

Andrew is the sexiest man on the Syracuse men's rowing team and also pulls the most bitches out of everyone. he also is super smart and funny and hard working and genuine and you will never find an intellect like him. he is ALWAYS right so if you argue with him you might as well give up. His massive penis makes for a slightly injury-prone back but trust me when hes up hes got a third leg!
Andrew furlow is in my anatomy class and i just want him to choke me so badddddddddd
by Retard nation October 24, 2023
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Andrew

Andrew is a fucking pussy
by NotAndrew5 July 12, 2019
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Andrew Bottle

A deformed ass water bottle. Looks like those milk carton things where the top is curved.
Also can be used to describe a person with funny bones.
Person 1: Ayo, I just droppped my water bottle, and now it be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Fr? Shit sucks. Flip that shit.

Person 1: I kicked Matthew's ass so hard, he be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Ay fr cuh? Send me the video!
by #nochinksinmycity May 12, 2022
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Andrew Baggley

Andrew Baggley is a gay cunt who only has one ball, he is into very intense midget homosexual pon. He also use to make shit minecraft videos on youtube were he would act like a mexican.
Person 1: Some old dirty guy was masturbating on the bus

Person 2: Sounds like a Andrew Baggley
by youknowho67 December 6, 2021
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Andrew

Hey Andrew has a big, smelly nose
by Andrew is smelly February 18, 2020
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