brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020

banana bread

it means that the bread is very ugly and smells rotten

The bread was very banana bread

by itzSunboi April 5, 2022

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020

Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Bread Up

The act of eating fiber or starch(such as bread) before a drinking session in order to better control the buzz and not tip into a drunken state too quickly.

You ready for that concert today? Almost just need to bread up before we go.

by ZeroDragonR3 January 18, 2019

banana bread

Abstract from the "banana bread at work" guy.

A measurement of how good something is.

Example 1
Person 1: Heard you got the new Switch 2. How is it?
Person 2: It's banana bread!

Example 2
Person 1: How's the new job?
Person 2: It's based bro. My team is cool and my boss is banana bread, no cap.

by currently_hangry August 12, 2025

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024