Dick munch

Ex.1 When you wanna ask if someone sucks dick, but wanna be funny.

Ex.2 When someone is an absolute Dickie Cheese.

Yo herald is a dick munch.

by Mega dicker March 1, 2019

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021

National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 11, 2019

type dick

A phrase popularized by Elliot Cadeau's brother formally known as saucekill. Type dick is to agree with your peers. A response to something relatable.

"Yo bra yo fit fye."
"Type dick"

by Biggiest T December 11, 2024

Dick tate

A word/phrase you use when you don’t know how to spell “dictate” when your drunk texting your ex a whole apology essay

This word/phrase is mostly used by D1 football players who have attended summer school for… obvious reasons

“I didn’t mean to let my friends dick tate our relationship”

by sooocool123 July 27, 2022