meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016

dick

a good thing

Person 1: Whatś good
Person 2: a dick

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

Dick

a dick is a penis
a part of a males body
likes to be sucked
over rated
dick head

His dick was massive
I like to suck his dick
You are such a dick head

by pooooo2323232325531 August 15, 2022

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.

Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"

by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025

convery dick

A term used in the Medical Community to referrer to a person with a small penis. They are commonly know as Converydongs.

Convery Dicks are mostly found in central US and Canada, originating from Ireland.

Hey Kevin Im sorry about your Convery Dick. Did you want me to come over and take care of your wife?

by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022