When you ride dirty with your Christian friends! Also can be left spread eagle, naked, and chained to bed in a rundown motel, but it's only your first term in Congress!
Remember that time representative so and so pulled a dirty jc at the motel? They found him tied up naked with a plunger in his but? Yeah hard to forget!
by CircleCubed February 18, 2019
The dick of a man who embraces the most masculine caresses with love. When passion erupts within the testicles he moans “I need more delicious sauce in my holes. Fill me until I brimming with tears!!!” The climax fucking ends in ruins of disappointment because I huffed Viagara. Priapism of my member feels tender, electric eels would be necessary to revive the sick. #truestory
Nurse: ‘Doctor! We have a male patient in the emergency room; he pulled a dirty Mohan!’
Doctor: ‘Dear lord! Fetch the electric eels at once!’
Doctor: ‘Dear lord! Fetch the electric eels at once!’
by CIWood August 31, 2024
by Balls8889 July 21, 2022
When your partner (topically a man) puts three fists up you anus then grabs you liver and makes hole and it’s in it
by Jesus Harold Christ March 12, 2024
when a young man (usually a homosexual) proceeds to go sexually harass young boy by shoveing rubic cubes up there anus, it could be replaced with a horses penis
by Jesus Harold Christ April 05, 2024
When two male work partners are riding in a work truck on an army base the passenger is on the phone while jacking off the driver
by Big daddy rabbit April 18, 2023
by BarebackJack December 20, 2017