Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

Glitter Dick

The one inch pinch of your grade

The glitter dick john put a hot dog in his pants to make it look like he was packin

by Piss on my cat January 6, 2021

dick rut

When a man with a big dick is at Electric Forest and walks naked back to his tent naked causing deep ruts in the muddy terrain.

We lost naked Jeremy in the festival but followed his dick ruts all the way back to our campsite.

by anonymous April 27, 2024

dick

a cucumber attached to the pants of a boy.

his dick was sucked in the room.

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

dick

a Richard or someone you don't like

a dick

by dickerstan March 9, 2021

dicky dicked down

when three guys perferably male endorse in overly sexual threesome with each other over a long period of time, while on some A-class drugs like ecstasy/molly.

"oh look, john and his two friends couldn't get pussy, so their build up frustration got them to dicky dicked down"

by jeandepeau!!! February 26, 2021