jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

Ass Angry

Way more severe than butt hurt.

He skipped butt hurt and went straight to Ass Angry when he found out she cheated with his best friends dads older brother.

by anonymous December 1, 2024

Eat ass month

Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass

Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS

by Maker of words. November 18, 2021

ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.

Bitch got some nice ass tits!

by 1BadMF July 30, 2018

Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit

So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker

by Atalo June 7, 2017

ass quicker

is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name

johnathan is an ass quicker!!!

by michelle dexter December 28, 2007

Dyslexic ass bitch

Me nigga my name is alec campione qnd I am a dyslexic bitch.

Alec campione is a dyslexic ass bitch

by Alec campione March 11, 2019