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by Bich1234 May 6, 2020
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Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
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Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.
-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.
by Confuseus October 12, 2020
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Dick

by mrbeast5000 May 23, 2019
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Warlock Dick

A man's penis that has contracted and showing symptoms of HPV.
"Soooooo, I tested positive for HPV and now I have warlock dick."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
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