Dick beaters

Hands

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.

by Wvjeff September 7, 2016

dick

girl, you won't be getting this 12-inch tonight bitch

Girl: can I have some juicy dick now!?
Guy: no get off of me you nasty crusty dorito!!!!

by dickthreethousand101 January 5, 2021

Sick Dick

When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.

Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!

by SickDgirl March 19, 2021

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024

Dick tionary

Yes

Dick tionary

by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019

CHICKEN DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK IS TO SMALL YOU BAG A BIG DICK CAUSE YOU ARE SCARED FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK

Chicken dick was sent to bang THE HOES . MY DICK WAS TOO SMALL SO I BAGGED A BIG DICK . AND WENT TO WORK. DONT WORRY THE HOES WONT KNOW WHO YOU BAGGED!!!

by THE BEAR . Husband March 5, 2023