Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

stutter dick

when you have dried cum on or semi in your dick tip and when you go to piss your dick is then clogged with said dried cum and your piss has a backup forcing its way through the dried cum in multi streams or break the dried cum completely having a massive heavy piss stream shoot out.

Hey bro, you were screaming it sounded like you needed help?

No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.

by 2ommy March 10, 2024

dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.

What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.

by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Big Dick Tuggin Gill

Tuggin gill tugs, he don't got a big dick he just be tuggin on em

the other day i met this chick and it was a pretty bad experience because she was a big dick tuggin gill.

by bender12 March 7, 2024

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

Big Dick Randy

A big black guy with a big dick, hence the name, who is said to have taken multiple kids' candy on Halloween.

On Halloween, there will be a nigga you going to take his pain. He's big and black he will take your candy that nigga's name is Big Dick Randy.

by TheForeverVirgin19375 August 30, 2025