dick neck

a long neck shaped like a dick
"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"
by qsuini September 28, 2021
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Dick lice

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice
by MadMadDog October 14, 2018
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Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.
WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?
by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020
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Extendo Dick

A dick that can be manually extended
by Dorito Ninja June 09, 2021
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Dick’s Hip Flap

A Dicks Hip Flap is when a hip surgery is required due to a portion of torn painful ligament that becomes stuck on the ball portion of the hip socket. This ligament flap appears on MRI like the shape of a head on a circumcised penis. It is this shape that creates the flap to cause the pain.
Her hip requires surgery due to the Dick’s Hip Flap, found on her MRI.

The release of the Alan’s K hormone caused her hips to vibrate and develop a Dick’s Hip Flap.

You walk like you are suffering from a small Dick’s Hip Flap. MRI HIP Alan’s K Scot’s Scrotum wiseguys penis ligament pain hormone scott’s Balls
by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017
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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023
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whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.
Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.
by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023
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