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ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.
I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018
mugGet the ass tobaccomug.

Eat ass month

Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass
Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS
by Maker of words. November 18, 2021
mugGet the Eat ass monthmug.

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
I’ll geico your ass.
by Theworstomen July 17, 2019
mugGet the Geico your ass.mug.

residual ass

(vulgar slang) The sensation of something remaining inside of the rectum/anus following an activity, especially anal intercourse.
"I just got off the phone with Arthur. He took Randy up the ass a week ago and apparently it still feels like he's been there the whole time. Sounds like a case of residual ass to me."
by Rick Rolland March 18, 2020
mugGet the residual assmug.

Soild liquid ass

A Funny Way of Saying soild liquid gas
It's Soild liquid Ass Not soild liquid gas
mugGet the Soild liquid assmug.

ass quicker

is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name
by michelle dexter December 28, 2007
mugGet the ass quickermug.

ASS

ASS short for Autistical Social Suicide
"Look at all these virgins commiting ASS"
by Hiker1876829476 April 1, 2020
mugGet the ASSmug.

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