Dick-Sleeve

When your friend is acting out of line and you don’t what else to call them.

“Hey dude! Can you just stop being a Dick-Sleeve for once!”

Them: “What is a Dick-Sleeve anyway!!!”

Me: “You! You are! So stop it!”

by Knightbright and Turok May 10, 2021

Hot Dick Coward

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.

Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.

by Parsil March 22, 2020

Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Dick Delight

They tingly feeling im your dick after an orgasm that remains for hours.

I feel so relaxing after getting blown in the woods by that stranger. I can feel it now many hours later. Total dick delight.

by Muckyfingers82 November 6, 2024

Pissy dick

A nasty unwashed penis

You need to wash that pissy dick before you come to bed.

by Peppys mom March 3, 2019

Dick

That fucker steve

Steve: Hey
Me: you motherfucker dickhead. i will fucking obliterate you you fat potato

by Syphex1 September 13, 2020