Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

Dick Flipping Day

April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆

Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?

Why said moe

Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day

by Jiaijhwve April 12, 2017

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

by windybritt June 16, 2016

Door cam dicking

Where you fuck someone in front of someones door cam

We got wild and decided to give our neighbor a door cam dicking

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017