surprise black dick

When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.

I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).

by Andres a June 11, 2024

Slimy Snail dick

slimy snail dick

Man go suck on a slimy snail dick you bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Whiskey Dick

Drug-induced failure to perform.

Also: Hash Pipe, Dope Nose, Tired of Sex, Mexican Fender

"Boy, we should have gotten 7 points for Whiskey Dick."

by TheCockler June 13, 2024

Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024

muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024

Dick Sucking Mad

When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.

Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!

Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”

Friend: *starts sucking dick

“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”

by RealSkuff June 18, 2024