A person that artfully destroys your credibility on office forums/chats. They seek to destroy your beneficial posts by their own gain much like a dirty pirate plundering civilian trade ships. They have no lack of compassion for the fellow man and look to laugh at their very own jokes as you infuriate within yourself.
Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.
Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.
The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.
Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.
The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
You: “Patrick you see that article I posted today? Insane right!?”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”
You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”
You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
by Webster’s brother May 9, 2018
Get the Trollmug. Being rude; when someone is intentionally rude or curt, hoping they can get target to take the bait & retaliate in kind so that a “flame war” breaks out.
"Nextdoor is no stranger to trolling flame wars, and all such attempts should be reported and subsequently removed."
by BoboBlechBolinkski January 6, 2025
Get the Trollingmug. For cool people: the mischievous act of fooling one person or more to deliver a punchline in a way that is funny for everyone.
For jackasses: straight up bullying, spamming, conning with no punchline, some form of trauma dumping, breaking people's stuff, and more.
Dear god i miss when trolling was actually funny.
For jackasses: straight up bullying, spamming, conning with no punchline, some form of trauma dumping, breaking people's stuff, and more.
Dear god i miss when trolling was actually funny.
"Man, remember when trolled you by keeping taking stuff out of your room till you noticed?" - Cliche trolling.
"Let's troll Peter by surrounding his afk ass in these scarecrow NPCs." - Another example, still cliche trolling.
"I kept ordering pizzas to this guy house till he was blacklisted from all pizzerias. We do a little trolling." - Jackass trolling.
"I kept trolling this insert derogatory therm by spamming him with insert side of the political spectrum propaganda. He's so mad." - Another example of jackass trolling.
"Let's troll Peter by surrounding his afk ass in these scarecrow NPCs." - Another example, still cliche trolling.
"I kept ordering pizzas to this guy house till he was blacklisted from all pizzerias. We do a little trolling." - Jackass trolling.
"I kept trolling this insert derogatory therm by spamming him with insert side of the political spectrum propaganda. He's so mad." - Another example of jackass trolling.
by Guliver J May 14, 2023
Get the Trollingmug. One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.
Example: Adrian Buonanoce is an ugly fat bitch who likes to troll everyone when it comes to Sports, particularly soccer, because he doesn't know shit.
by AdrianBuonanoceIsAnUglyBitch July 3, 2018
Get the Trollmug. Buddy troll =
Person who is friends with somebody not because they support them as a person, but because they think they are funny or interesting.
This can sometimes be assholish, or harmless depending on how invested a person is in the friendship, and how much they respect the individual as a human being and not an exhibit.
And how much the individual being "buddy trolled" cares.
Person who is friends with somebody not because they support them as a person, but because they think they are funny or interesting.
This can sometimes be assholish, or harmless depending on how invested a person is in the friendship, and how much they respect the individual as a human being and not an exhibit.
And how much the individual being "buddy trolled" cares.
Friend: "You know Josh is a buddy troll right? He is only talking to you because you do stupid shit like build Lego dicks and ask random girls out, and he thinks thats funny."
Josh "Aughuh! And I'll fuckin do it again!"
Josh "Aughuh! And I'll fuckin do it again!"
by Rejektitp0nk April 24, 2024
Get the Buddy Trollmug. Unattractive women with barrel shaped bodies and skinny legs. The body shape usually includes a double chin, curled bangs, and a poodle perm.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
Get the Barrel trollmug. A person going in to a semi-large group usually more than 8 with the soul intention of ticking off one if not most of the group for the purpose of creating their own entertainment and bringing out the gullible stupidity in others
In a game of CoD gun game Try hard: finally I got off of that ridiculously stupid sniper Troll:(knifed try hard) Try hard:I hate you you suck Troll: u mad bro?
by gungametroller May 21, 2013
Get the trollmug.