Porn Lights

flashing emergency lights most often regarding the police. originated via a comment "Well, someone's getting fucked."

"whoa, porn lights on the left"

by Dh4mp1r September 24, 2011

Porn desk

Desk where one's computer screen is not overlooked by anyone, permitting the viewing of porn in the office.

e.g. in a corner or backed up to a wall.

Since the office move, Richard has a porn desk. His eyesight is suffering from all the danger wanking

by Posh John July 3, 2017

Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

medal porn

pictures and video of athletes using the olympic medal to perform fake explicit acts at a party with hot women.

have you seen that medal porn on the internet?

Yea its hot

by ScratchAndBurn February 21, 2010

dad porn

When you eat out a black midget while fingering tousled and your dad

I wish my mom would stop the dad porn all the time

by Dad dad August 29, 2017

Candy porn

Melting candy (Skittles, chocolate, etc.) And pouring it over your partner before engaging in a sexual activity.

I.E : My girlfriend asked if we could try candy porn so I covered her tiddies in melted chocolate and then proceeded to have intercourse whilst eating said chocolate.

by Nott_kat September 20, 2017

Porn powder

Cocaine. The name stems from the fact that many porn skanks are avid users of the drug. Many of them developed this habit while they were working as strippers. Many have also been known to take cocaine as payment for sexual favors.

Charlie Sheen had a briefcase full of porn powder delivered to his house prior to his 3 day bender.

by Biermann Z February 18, 2011