Lady Janes

A men’s salon that’s disguised as a brother. Girls who got rejected from working at Hooters or Lovers Lane work here because they are butter faces.

Demitrius!

What, Kenigga?

Did you see that guy go into Lady Janes? He was carrying a White Claw and looking for a happy ending!

by Dontask1092 September 26, 2019

Lady Gaga Appreciation Day

A day to appreciate Lady Gaga. It's everyday. Always appreciate Lady Gaga.

Person 1: What're you listening to?
Person 2: Lady Gaga obviously, it's Lady Gaga appreciation day
Person 1: Oh shoot, you're right

by Miiiiillllllkkkkkkk January 5, 2023

pea lady

One that eats veggies, cold , out of the can.

This girl I went out with is a pea lady. She eats peas cold out of the can.

by tiafeel February 10, 2010

Jersey lady

Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.

"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."

by DanOShanter May 29, 2015

rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

by Mijopod December 18, 2017

the Grey (or gray) Lady

Ghost of Ravenclaw House, the daughter of founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helena Ravenclaw.

harry: who's the Grey (or gray) Lady?!
quirrell: the house ghost for ravenclaw, like nearly-headless nick is gryffindor's, the bloody baron is slytherin's, or the fat friar is hufflepuff's, harry my man.

by QWERTY keyboard layout September 29, 2022

Lady Gaga - Germanotta

Any fake celebrity who steals another artist's work, especially if the artist has a German name and has performed professionally since a teenager. Often resembles the actual artist and flies a Texas flag in the background of Super Bowl performances, because the actual artist who wrote every hit song was also born in Texas. Typically never acknowledges or pays original artist and psychopathically denies any plagiarism.

Oh no. He's not real. It's a Lady Gaga - Germanotta situation where he has three government ids with different names and claims he's from three different places on set.

by Not a German name August 22, 2017