The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.
Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
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*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
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Get the Vide Check mug.Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.
Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.
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