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Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo
I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops
by Willbot159 April 10, 2024
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take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("
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Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.
We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.
by Willbot159 April 21, 2024
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Bread

Yo, that person looks so gay and non binary, they're probably named bread or something
by I'm A Centaur April 26, 2024
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The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.
Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...
by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024
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bread

the best fucking food on this fucking planet that you can eat all day and will make you happy.
Guy 1: bro i just ate some bread today
Guy 2: dude go eat some more
by bread_eater0305 May 10, 2024
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