snack three

dumbest fuck ever. autism in a physical form.
by threesnacks January 31, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death
Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it
by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 03, 2022
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three thumb popsicle

The Three Thumb Popsicle is a sexual act in which three men fuck a woman in the ass three dicks at once, then they extract the doodoo butter from the anus and lick eachother's thumbs.
THIS THREE THUMB POPSICLE IS FUCKING DELICOUSNESS!!
by First Lieutenant Dunn October 22, 2017
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Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)
Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.
by midget man 69 December 07, 2011
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three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.
Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?
by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023
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