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Adam

Adam is a kind good hearted person in his own mind.If you get the lucky chance to know an “Adam“,he’s definitely someone you want to keep close and around.On the down side,as close as you should stay to an Adam, you should probably keep you’re belongings even closer. Adam’s are white with oily hair,and skin. Tend to have several breakouts,sometimes even on his genitals,due to lack of hygiene. Most Adams particularly lack in the shaft area & are known to be “lazy lovers”. Adam’s are some of the funniest people you will ever know,don’t let his humor fool you though,he will tell you a “joke” that he copyrighted off social media/friends. Adam’s are natural born followers but can also at times be narcissistic pricks. Good days for an Adam,he plays the “leader of the pack” role.Often Adams will claim they are emotionally detached from everyone, especially people he is obsessed with.Usually known to hide his feelings with the very dangerous substances such as drugs & alcohol, which in some cases may if severe may lead to hard times of maintaining a job or moving out of his grandmas basement.In result beware this can cause loser denial and make him a salty salmon who must make EVERYTHING a “competition”.If you have an “Adam” in your life, hold onto him tight because he will blow away in the wind..like a used tissue.

Catch phrases that an “Adam“ may use:
“Mom, cigarettes”
“This is real life nigga, the fuck?”
“I ain’t cut like dat”
“He lasted a good three minutes! He’s such an Adam!!”
“Omgosh, that’s soo unfair.. he lasted 2 with me!”
by Brittni Lansbury February 7, 2019
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Barry Adams

A man who is known for his love of Paul o neill.
by Greg84 August 16, 2021
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Adam

Adam is a bad looking guy is very wet and cant take a joke everyone will try and get on his nerves and it works because he is a little baby inside although he never does anything wrong apart from cry when he gets given a hard maths question he will also try make you look like an idiot but extremely rarely succeeds
Adam is very bent
by He is so bent July 18, 2019
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Adam

Adam is name that represents sigma energy
Bro you are so Adam
by anonymous February 19, 2022
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Adam Hofhaug

Adam Hofhaug is such and Adam Hofhaug
by Young_Bryx March 25, 2019
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Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077
i'll take one adam smash job please.
by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022
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Adam Sandler Walk

Opposite of hot girl walk. When you are dressed like Adam Sandler, in a baggy shirt and shorts, while on a walk. Typically done hungover or when you absolutely don’t give a shit. Only elite can truly pull off this vibe.
There are two types of girlies: those who hot girl walk and those who Adam Sandler walk.
by agamie November 26, 2023
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