Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.

Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.

by another unoriginal online name June 23, 2024

Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket

I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop

by Krazypeanut October 6, 2023

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Skibidi toilet

My love goes out to Skibidi toilet

I physically recoil out of disgust when people tell me Skibidi toilet isn't the best YouTube sereis alive. Skibidi Toilet has changed my life for the good. Every time I watch Skibidi toilet, I feel there is a deep personal connection that NOBODY else can understand. It's like the skibidi's gets me and understands my struggle of gettin it out the mud. Skibidi Toilet, only I call it that, has shown me love more than my friends. I will always cherish, love, and embrace Skibidi Toilet for its amazing talent. I love skibidi toilet so much No other fan has the love I have for skibidi toilet. My devotion is unmatched. Never would I betray or slander skibidi toilet. I love it more than myself. skibidi toilet is the reason I breathe, I sleep, I eat. Everything I do has skibidi toilet behind it. Without it, I am nothing. I am an empty vessel moving through space and time without purpose. Skibidi toilet rejuvenates me. I love you, skibidi. I really do.

by James R. Crowe March 22, 2024