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Bone Headed Loser

by Donald J Flump June 22, 2016
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Throw me a bone

When you are so desperate in life and need a bone to bail you out.
Trevor J lost so much money gambling and texted his bookie “throw me a bone”. His bookie felt bad and threw him a bone giving him free play allowing him to have an opportunity to win his money back.
by Iwillpredictpeople72937 June 20, 2023
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dances on bones type

An individual who thrives on the failures and/or shortcomings of others, especially one’s own friends. A frienemy.
Joe: Wow, seems like Chet didn’t really hide the fact that he was happy that Biff got cut from the team.
Frank: Yeah, he’s sort of the dances on bones type.
by Taekwondista December 2, 2018
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Half-Boned Prince

In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.
There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.
by Irohem August 22, 2020
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Scarlett Bone Mansion

The most precious place on a woman's body where a man would like to park himself for a while.
John finally found the time to park himself in Jennifer's scarlett bone mansion. The red parking garage of love.
by moonlymeister August 26, 2015
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Jersey Knee Bone

When a female masterbates a male using only the backside of her knee causing a high flying nut.
Wow! That Jersey Knee Bone gave me the best nut of my life!
by ShmattyMags April 19, 2020
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Picking fish bones

Picking out the fine little details just to prove someone wrong
"ok. We have everything packed"

"We don't have the dresser packed. Or the TV. The bed is still up"
"Now your just picking fish bones"
by BuckWildBurnside March 20, 2019
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