January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie

bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too

by someome :) January 16, 2022

January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!

A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!

by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023

January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 14

If you are thinking about dating someone born on January 14 then do it. It is the best birthday to date because they will love you and just be the best person

I cant wait to meet my new boyfriend he said he was born on January 14

by Bigniggiballs October 29, 2020

January 24th

January 24th is when all the amazing and beautiful people are born

Alex: woah he beautiful 😍

Devon: I know she must have been born on January 24th 🥰

by _.TheApple._ August 17, 2021

january jokes

similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes

*plays a prank on a friend*
”dude wtf”

”its january jokes bro”

by daybear January 27, 2023

january 13

a fat person was born on this day maybe even ginger

person 1: it’s my birthday on january 13
person 2: oh that’s why your fat

by not-a-fat-ginger April 10, 2022