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January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie
bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too
by someome :) January 16, 2022
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January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!
A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023
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January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.
Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes
by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020
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January 14

If you are thinking about dating someone born on January 14 then do it. It is the best birthday to date because they will love you and just be the best person
I cant wait to meet my new boyfriend he said he was born on January 14
by Bigniggiballs October 29, 2020
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January 24th

January 24th is when all the amazing and beautiful people are born
Alex: woah he beautiful 😍

Devon: I know she must have been born on January 24th 🥰
by _.TheApple._ August 17, 2021
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january jokes

similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes
*plays a prank on a friend*
dude wtf

”its january jokes bro”
by daybear January 27, 2023
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january 13

a fat person was born on this day maybe even ginger
person 1: it’s my birthday on january 13
person 2: oh that’s why your fat
by not-a-fat-ginger April 10, 2022
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