Dad

A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.

My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago

by Imgewdunot June 14, 2021

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Dad

Dad,the guy that will always be there for you.Yeah maybe he’s made some mistakes…but he’s still here.The parent that will always back you up,gives you the best hugs and kisses and always listens to you.He gives things that you’ve always wanted but never asked about.He will always know about you.Even if your other parent never cared,never did any of the things he did.It doesn’t matter.Dad will make you feel complete.It doesn’t matter if your wrong or right he will always be there.ALWAYS.

I love you dad.

by juicymangos:3 August 26, 2025

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Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.

Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024

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Gavin's Dad

An extremely attractive middle aged man, usually the father of a person named Gavin.

Oh man, Gavin's Dad is really hot.

by ajlev November 23, 2021

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your dad

the finest man alive<3

Person A: Hey do you like anyone
Person B: yeah
Person A: who?
Person B: your dad

by luhvbai<3 November 3, 2022

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Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

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