People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people
by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022
Get the Old but young ladymug. An old folks community that is made up of mostly swingers and older men and (mostly) women who are all dtf.
“Dude we went to Lady Lake Fl to visit my mother-in-law and that old bitch tried to fuck me” - Actual quote from me
by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023
Get the Lady Lake FLmug. The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.
That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015
Get the Lady Santa Syndromemug. This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018
Get the Fartado's Ladymug. by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022
Get the cooking fever ladymug. 
by NeSmetterling July 15, 2018
Get the lady caviarmug.