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Kentucky Thumb

When you shove your thumb into a bleeding hole to stop the flow of blood/menses temporarily until a more suitable solution becomes available.
“Babe, I know you’re more of a pussy than it is, but either you give me the kentucky thumb til we get to a gas station or you get your leather seats re-upholstered.”
by Kshthymyla May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

The sexual act of inserting ones thumb into any exposed bodily orifices to provide stimulation to an open wound.

(It has also been known to cause death prevention).
She super glued my furby so when I shoved it up my ass it proceeded attach to just rectum. When I pulled it back out my ass was squirting blood, so my girl gave me the Kentucky Plug to stop the bleeding and saved my prostate.
by an AR guy May 20, 2021
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Kentucky plug

A sex position in which oral sex is conducted with a thumb instead of a penis.
by quack_waffle May 20, 2021
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The Kentucky Plug

a sex position involving blowing your sexual partner up, then stuffing your thumb into any random hole.
bro, did you see how Scott committed the Kentucky plug last night? never knew you could do it on yourself!
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Kentucky slap shot

When a lesbian has sex with two men and they slap high fives over her back.
My friend invited me to a lesbians house and we did the ole Kentucky slap shot on her
by Bremnation paper man March 28, 2022
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Kentucky Pancake

You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!

- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019
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Kentucky plug

A sex position where you stick you're thumb in the other persons neck
by Brandon Herrera fan May 20, 2021
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