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24 June

A day to send with you partner. It's a free for all anything goes just have fun. Definitely that dirty fun.
So can we try something new in bed? It is the 24 June.
by Junebby June 11, 2022
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30th June

The day of rice, where we tell the story of the day of rice, which must only be told on the day of rice and no other day.
White rice: “what day is it today ?”

Wholemeal rice: “It’s the 30th June, rice day!”

White rice: “cannibalism
by Iloberice September 6, 2024
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June 12th

National Disc Golfing day. Take ur lady out and love in nature.
“It’s June 12th, let’s go disc golfing and love in nature!”
by cakebaby02 June 12, 2022
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June 5th

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”
by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023
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june 19th 2021

official Make Your Friend's Nephew Watch Evangelion With You day. if you missed it that's a shame
hey what were you doing june 19th 2021

celebrating Make Your Friend's Nephew Watch Evangelion With You Day
by Londylouwho May 15, 2022
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June 3rd

June 3rd is National Noah Hate Day, meaning you must hate any person named Noah during this day.
"I can't wait for June 3rd!" Said Jane
by Anonymous_70 June 3, 2022
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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