internet

What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.

(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.

by Dubiks March 16, 2019

Internet Explorer

A website or internet navigator that was good at one thing and it was .... (Loading info)

Internet Explorer is still loading, how long is it gonna take?

...(still loading)

by Candice is a simp August 28, 2020

Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe

The internet graveyard is a place

by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020

Internet Money

INTENERT MONEY BITCH

Hey Nick, have you seen Internet Money's album

Nick: Hell yeah I produced those lil bitches
Me: Nice job bro that album was gas

by Tapatioo October 29, 2020

Internet Police

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.

Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.

by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021

interesting take

Like saying "hot take," but in a more condescending, roundabout way. It makes the receiver of the "interesting take" remark wonder...do they really think that take is interesting, or are they sarcastically mocking me?

Hm. Interesting take.

by katieb123 April 8, 2021

Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.

Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year

by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021