Have sex with Tommy day

A day when a girl has sex with a boy named Tommy

I’m gonna fuck Tommy in have sex with Tommy day

by NooooobMastersixtynine69 October 13, 2020

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

I have no will to live anymore

A person who is full of life and very optimistic: he always sees the bright side of life, especially the END of the tunnel.

Person 1: wassapppp?
Person 2: I have no will to live anymore
Person 1: ummm chill anyways

by Bruhbruhbruhbruh69420 October 19, 2020

I have no will to live anymore

A person who is very happy and very optimistic, always sees the END in the tunnel.

Person 1: wassapppp dauggg?
Person 2: I have no will to live. I'm so happyyyy.
Person 1: damn lucky dayyyy
I have no will to live anymore: a person who's very alive

by Bruhbruhbruhbruh69420 October 19, 2020

you have way to much time

you have to much time get a job

you have way to much time get a job

by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017