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Dead Duck

Mostly girls who just lay in bed while having sex as if they are dead, not engaging in any kind of sex. Just getting F*CKED!
Megan is really a Dead Duck, shes no fun.
by Millionaire Man March 14, 2011
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Fuck a duck

In victorian times a man would get pleasure from sticking his john thomas up a duck, turkey or goose's rear end, whilst his dearest held it between her legs, and when the old chap was ready to shot his treacle the lady would cut the birds throat
by nobby foreskin March 7, 2010
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Nig Duck

A stuffed animal in the form of a young child of the African American persausion decorated in a duck costume.
Dino, if you bring Nig Duck into the Pig, I will not sit next to you or communicate with you in any nature for the rest of the night, and stop being such a space docker!
by CCT your D December 17, 2008
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Duck Butter Slap

To apply duck butter to ones hand, and to slap a deserving person in the nose/mouth: see duck butter
My boss pissed me off so much, I had to give him a juicy duck butter slap across the face.
by KiLLa Es December 6, 2006
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mud duck

a redneck white girl that walks like a duckk and likes mudd!
my cousin is a pretty little mud duck.
by lblovee. September 9, 2009
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fuck lucky duck

a very lucky situation either in the past or presently happening.
Yesterday was so fuck lucky duck. There was a test that I totally forgot I had. I guessed on every one and got an A.
by TWAJW February 5, 2010
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Facebook lovey ducks

Typically two people who can't help but go weak at the knees at the site of each other and feel the need to clog up facebook with wall posts explaining how they are a perfect match and will never split. This relationship typically lasts 1 month or less.
Lover A: OMG!! I luv u!

Lover B: <3<3<3 i totally miss you!

Lover A: I'm sat next to you XD

Lover B: Oh yh, whatevs, still luv u

Lover A: Me too! :D

Facebook lovey ducks.
by myrealnametoday October 12, 2009
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